Even if you can't cook, you can make these.
You pop the meal in the microwave. Then three minutes later, "Ding!" The timer goes off and you race to your kitchen. You grab the meal out of the microwave, put it on a plate so you don't feel lazy, and then you dig into the quick meal you found deep in the abyss of the freezer.
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Less...., Spending. "$2 off Any DiGiorno Frozen Pizza." Time2SaveWorkshops.com. Web. 10 Feb. 2012. <http://www.time2saveworkshops.com/2011/03/2-off-any-digiorno-frozen-pizza.html>.
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Pasricha, Neil. The Book of Awesome: Snow Days, Bakery Air, Finding Money in Your Pocket, and Other Simple, Brilliant Things. New York: Amy Einhorn, 2010. Print.
Roehrig, Elizabeth. "Small Kitchen Makeovers - Small Kitchen Designs and Makeover Ideas - Country Living." Country Decor, Craft Ideas, Comfort Food, and Antique Appraisals - Country Living. Web. 10 Feb. 2012. <http://www.countryliving.com/homes/makeovers/maximizing-small-kitchen-0107>.
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